Introduction: Time to Ditch the Empty Applause
So your post hit 100K impressions.
Your reel got 500 saves.
You went “viral.”
Cool. Now what?
Did it bring in leads?
Did anyone buy your product?
Did it move the needle, or just massage your ego?
In 2025, vanity metrics are just that—vain. The real question isn’t “how many saw it?” but “what did it do for the business?”
This is where smart marketers separate the loud from the impactful. This is where your metrics become your roadmap.
Vanity Metrics vs. Actionable KPIs
Let’s break it down:
Vanity Metric | Why It Fails You |
Impressions | Doesn’t guarantee engagement or interest |
Likes | No clear link to conversions |
Followers | Inflates ego, not necessarily reach |
Views | Doesn’t show retention or impact |
Bounce Rate Alone | Lacks context of user behavior |
Now let’s talk about what really matters:
- Cost per Lead (CPL)
- Click-Through Rate (CTR)
- Lead-to-Customer Conversion Rate
- Customer Lifetime Value (LTV)
- Return on Ad Spend (ROAS)
- Revenue Attribution by Channel
- Churn Rate (for services and subscription models)
These are the metrics that answer: Is your marketing actually working?
Why Brands Get Stuck on Vanity Metrics
- They’re easy to track – Platforms shove them in your face.
- They’re impressive at first glance – “Look! 1M views!”
- They feel like progress – even if they don’t tie to goals.
- Clients ask for them – unless you educate them otherwise.
It’s not just about measuring. It’s about measuring with meaning.
Real-World Scenarios: What We’ve Seen at COCO
- A real estate client was celebrating 40K post likes until we showed them: 90% of leads came from a boring carousel with only 1,200 views—but a killer CTA.
- An art collector campaign had fewer impressions but generated 19 high-value inquiries worth over $1 crore in potential sales.
- A tourism client’s campaign with lower video views ended up with 3X higher form submissions because the headline targeted the right traveller pain point.
Vanity couldn’t see it. Real data revealed it.
How to Build a Performance-First Metric Strategy
1. Start With the End Goal
Do you want leads? Signups? Footfall? UGC?
Work backwards from that, not from reach.
2. Match the Metric to the Funnel Stage
- Awareness → Reach, Impressions (but don’t stop here)
- Consideration → CTR, Scroll Depth, Engagement Rate
- Conversion → Leads, Sales, Sign-ups
- Retention → LTV, Repeat Purchase Rate, Engagement Score
3. Use a KPI Dashboard, Not Just Platform Insights
Bring Google Analytics, Meta, CRM data, and your own landing page metrics into one place. Platforms lie. Patterns don’t.
4. Run Experiments, Not Just Campaigns
A/B test visuals, landing pages, messaging. Learn from every campaign, not just the good ones.
5. Train Your Clients and Teams
If your client thinks “likes = success,” that’s on you.
If your team celebrates a viral post with no ROI, that’s a culture issue.
What to Say When the Client Asks for “More Likes”
“Sure—but are we optimising for ego or outcomes?”
(We usually say it more politely.)
Likes are fine. But when a brand’s only goal is attention, not action, they burn budget without building business.
We’ve had honest conversations that shifted client goals from “make it viral” to “make it valuable.”
The Metrics That Build Brands in 2025
- Lead Quality: Not just form fills. Do they convert?
- Attribution: Can we trace revenue to content, creatives, and campaigns?
- CAC vs. LTV: Are we making more than we spend to acquire?
- Engagement-to-Action Ratio: Are people clicking, downloading, buying?
- Customer Sentiment: What do reviews, comments, and UGC say?
Conclusion: What Gets Measured Gets Managed
And what gets measured wrong? Gets wasted.
Marketing is no longer about applause.
It’s about effect. About impact. About making business happen.
At COCO, we obsess over creative, yes.
But we celebrate the creatives that perform.
The insights that convert.
The ideas that move hearts and numbers.
Because when marketing is done right, your best KPI is this:
Growth you can see. Sales you can count. Loyalty you can feel.